Hell Hath No Fury.....

***Leo the Lioness*** · March 27th, 2002, 02:43 PM

an article i found:

Until this week, Lorena Bobbitt was the undisputed queen of payback, vis-?-vis genital dismemberment. Her cheatin' husband, John Wayne Bobbitt, was separated from his knob for two soul-searching hours before it was reattached.

Now I'm sure the time Bobbitt spent without his beloved must have seemed like an eternity, but ultimately he swaggered from his hospital bed and into the California sunshine with the world at his . . . er . . . feet; his put-upon bride had unwittingly presented him with a plethora of lucrative career options, most notably starring roles in Frankenpenis and John Wayne Bobbit-Uncut!

Last Sunday, the torch was passed to Ugandan Annet Minduru. After being slapped by husband John Ndekeezi, Minduru bit off his entire penis and both of his testicles. Yikes! Minduru is in police custody in the capital, Kampala, and could be charged with causing grievous bodily harm.

Now, I'm no expert on Ugandan judicial practices, but I'm fairly certain that the chances of Annet receiving the empathetic treatment extended to Lorena are relatively slim. Although Minduru's account of events was not immediately available, Ndekeezi was quoted as saying (presumably through gritted teeth), "I was so drunk she overpowered me, and by the time my neighbor came to my rescue, she had bitten off both my testicles and the penis."

The incident comes just weeks after a report revealed high levels of domestic violence against women in some parts of Uganda.

Details as to whether Ndekeezi has been surgically reunited with his twig-and-berries are sketchy. If the boys are indeed back in the barracks, and Ndekeezi follows Bobbit's lead, he can look forward to being a C-list celebrity in his homeland for weeks to come.

**-=Wizard=-** · March 27th, 2002, 03:05 PM

That hurt me just reading about it!!! [img]eek.gif[/img]

Thank's Leo I will have nightmares for week's to come because of that crap! [img]tongue.gif[/img]

**~Heaven** · March 27th, 2002, 08:53 PM

LMMFAO twig-and-berries!! That made me crack up..and I sure needed the laugh today [img]graemlins/thumbs_up.gif[/img]

**Më£ïñÐa** · March 28th, 2002, 12:07 AM

*L*...his twig-and-berries

**Tee Ehn** · March 28th, 2002, 02:08 AM

*shakin my finger at those of you thats been talking bout rough sex*....careful guys this very same thing could happen to your ass while yer getting yer lil minds blown away, yunz start that rough sex and the chic down there might not be into that stuff and *poof*...one good lick turns bad and yer nickname is shortstuff *LOL*....the morale of the story: friends don't let friends drink and blow!!!

**The Lady Belle** · March 28th, 2002, 07:09 AM

If Ive told you once..Ive told you a thousand times!!..

Dont cum in my mouth!!..<font size=5>CHOMP!!!!</font>

*still giggling 'bout the "twig and berries"*..hehehe

**Moby** · April 10th, 2002, 08:55 AM

*winces and crosses legs*

Cindy Belle · April 10th, 2002, 04:29 PM

......*LOL*

**Më£ïñÐa** · April 11th, 2002, 01:23 AM

hehehee TN!!

just when you've think you forgot how to laugh and smile.... along comes TN!!
and the laughter she brings makes ya feel good inside....*VB [img]biggrin.gif[/img]